Sometime in 2007 or 2008, I started using Cottonelle Flushable Wipes. They changed my life. Seriously, was I ever really clean before I started using them? I guess I’ll never really know, and that is okay with me. None of my earliest memories do I want to recollect about having stank butt, but I digress. How did we get along a society before these things were invented?
After being so impressed, I went to my father and asked him if he would give them a go. It was a very awkward conversation at first. U gave him one of my packs after he said he would try them, and that was the end of it.
Three months later my Dad called me up and said that we had to talk! I came over to his place for dinner that night and he proceeded to tell me that his toilet experience has been revolutionized! Awesome, my first convert! I didn’t expect him to take this to another level. When we were both at the grocery store a few days later, were were on the TP aisle and there was the victim. A nice middle aged lady was covertly looking at the new Cottonelle stand and my father went right up to her and proclaimed their greatness to not only the lady, but the whole store.
I tried to hide myself, but there was no where to go. After he made my blush so hard that everyone thought I turned a different color, he even told everyone in the store that I was the one who told him about the Cottonelle’s. Great, my life was officially ruined!