Captain's Log
Survival After Gum Graft Surgery: A Day-by-Day Recovery Diary
Prep tips, the procedure, the medicine and a day-by-day diary of the first week, including the DooDude's foolproof mac and cheese method.
On the Throne
Clean bathroom humor for the whole family
A groundbreaking website dedicated to clean, fun humor about the things everybody does but nobody talks about at the dinner table, plus honest bathroom product reviews.
Need a good laugh after a hard day’s work? Pull up a seat. Want the facts about products that can help when it’s time to go #2? From the best bathroom supplies to the best way to sit on the throne, DooDude has you covered.
Aye aye, Captain Roll reporting for doody!
Fresh from the throne
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Moist Flushable WipesHands-on review
Cottonelle® Flushable Wipes: The Day My Dad Converted the Grocery Store
How one pack of flushable wipes changed the DooDude's life, converted his dad, and led to the most embarrassing grocery store trip of all time.
Captain's Log
Stop Drinking Soda: 3 Cola Alternatives I Tried for My Gut
After IBS and a heart condition, the DooDude gave up soda, but the cola cravings wouldn't quit. He tried 30 healthier colas. Here are his top three.
Captain's Log
I Have SVT With Bradycardia
A heart that beats too fast AND too slow? The DooDude shares what it's like living with both SVT and bradycardia, and why that combo is tricky to treat.
Pick a stall
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Captain's Log
The DooDude's own true stories from the porcelain frontier, one log entry at a time.
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Product Reviews
Toilet paper, flushable wipes and razors, tested by a real person on a real face (and bottom).
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Remedies
Home remedies the DooDude has tried himself, served with a side of giggles.
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Fart Room
Twelve original toots, one big soundboard. Volume up, dignity down.
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Bathroom Monitor
The Official Rules of the Restroom and a Joke Station that never runs out of paper.
Potty puns of the day
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
It got stuck in a crack!
What do you call a magical dog that goes potty?
A Labra-POO-dle!
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom.
What's a toilet's favorite game?
Flush hour!
Why did the plunger get a medal?
It always comes through when things get backed up.
What did one toilet say to the other?
You look a little flushed.
Notes for families
For parents and guardians
DooDude is written to be family friendly, and the author will never post crude or inappropriate material. The goal is giggles, not grossness. When reader stories open on the Bathroom Monitor, every story will be read and approved by the DooDude before anything is published.
Consider yourself warned!
The DooDude is NOT a doctor, and none of the advice, remedies, or product reviews on this site are meant to replace expert medical advice. If you're having symptoms, please see a qualified doctor.